MIO ENERGY DRINKS

Mio has announced two new flavors with an extra amount of taurine and caffeine to help boost your energy. Certified by the OK, these drops (you add them to water) are sugar free with no calories and no carbs.

Black Cherry

It’s so wild it could get you arrested on a plane, but it’s worth the lawyer fees. Squirt this stealthy liquid into a glass, mug or hollowed-out gourd of your choice, and help your water live a little. Related bonus: Black Cherry MiO Energy is good at keeping secrets, and it makes you look taller. *
*Not true.

Green Thunder

More adventurous and uninhibited than a naked hiker. Green Thunder is a total boss in the flavor community. Green Thunder will not answer to “champ,” “chief” or “bro.” And it has small invisible karate fists.* The mixed-fruit goodness has been known to cause beverage envy in those within a 10-foot radius, so consider yourself warned.
*Also not true