THE WORLD’S WORST RECIPE

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Do not try this at home

Italian salad
1 pint cold, cooked macaroni
½ pint cooked or tinned peas
½ pint grated raw carrot
French dressing to moisten
2 heaped tablespoons minced onion
½ pint cooked or minced string beans

Mix the chopped macaroni and vegetables; moisten with French dressing, flavouring with garlic if liked. Serve on a dish lined with lettuce leaves. Decorate with mayonnaise and minced pimento or chives.